- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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