How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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obamas trench

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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