Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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You copy and paster!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Hi

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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