Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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banana

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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