A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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