- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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