- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why does life suck? Because it does

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Shut the cork up!

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why does life suck? Because it does

Three bars walk into a Jew.

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