Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

your father died

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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