What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Woman.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's up brah brah

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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