- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

knock knock Come in!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

how now brown cow. WTF.

hey guys what's up?

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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