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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

hit the thumbs down button

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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