Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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