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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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