Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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