- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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