Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Chicken penis.

IU football

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Land Rovers

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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