Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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womens rights

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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black guy graduating high school

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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hi

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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