- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Wy did the chicken?

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Is this where I type the joke?

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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