- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Strawberries!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Penisland

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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