- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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