Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Women Driving.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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