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Whats white and sticky fluff

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

I saw a poor man named rich

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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