Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

whats black? a black man

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

I'm gay. No homo.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Women's rights.

hipsters

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

John Stamos.

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