What's the deal with airline food?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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