The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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