What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Penis

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A women president

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

whats long and green? weed

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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