Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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The WNBA.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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