why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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