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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.