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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Trashcan!

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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