"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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women outside of the kitchen

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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So. The gays. ...

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ugh good riddance

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Welcome to die!

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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