whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

liam buchan is gay !

knock knock Labrinth come in

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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