- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Maturity is a virtue.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Womens Rights.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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