A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Do you believe this will change?

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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