a man walks into a prostitute.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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pickle juice?

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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porn-hub

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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hipsters

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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