- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Are you Drew?

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Knock, knock. answers door

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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