A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Michael Castillo is gay

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Not Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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