- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Your time.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Are you Drew?

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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