What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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