What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

dead battery come on down

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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