- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

penis

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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