- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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