- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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