Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

*insert joke here*

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

ass in my face ? no

WNBA

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

woman's rights

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What are we then hypocrites?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

E= McVagina

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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