An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

E= McVagina

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What are we then hypocrites?

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

all these jokes suck ass

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Roey Jegen

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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