no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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