the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Black History Month

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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