- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit!

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Women.

I lost my tractor.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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