What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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