Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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